h-ound:

I wish I remembered more from this show

hinaegg:

when u find someone else into the same really disgusting things as you

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brohvn:

me walking into class late

brohvn:

me walking into class late

50 Cent - 21 Questions
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laidback-vibes:

50 Cent - 21 Questions

shinykaito:

everyone stop what you are doing and watch this vine rIGHT NOW

Ryan & Sharpay - Fabulous
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audiomaraj:

Nicki Minaj - Boss Ass Bitch

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If you're having a bad day, have a blushing sea otter (o´ω`o)
If you're having a bad day, 
have a blushing sea otter (o´ω`o)
namface:

Kyouhei is as fluffy and bright as a sunflower!!!!

namface:

Kyouhei is as fluffy and bright as a sunflower!!!!

My mom called my doctor and said to him “What’s the most accurate measurement for weighing?”
The doctor said “An underwater weighing test”
And just like that, my mom said “Yes. When can my son and my daughter can take it?” and the doc said “Today at 2pm.”

So, I didn’t bother taking a shower and so did my sister too, so I had to get into a special swimming suit(tight pants…Ugh).

My sister said “Can I pull my hair down to a ponytail?” The doctor said “No.”
So my sister with her long, blonde hair went underwater with 8 seconds and had she must enjoyed it..but I didn’t.

someone posted this copypasta on /b/ in like 2003 and whenever anyone asked for clarification on any one of the bizarre non-sequiturs in it he would just reply with shit like “it was an underwater weighing test” or “her hair got wet” and the thread got up to 200 replies before he got banned by two different mods for frustrating the shit out of everyone and this is still the golden standard i hold trolls to (via sexhaver)